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Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

• Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
• Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
• Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
• That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
• Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
• My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
• Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
• Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
• 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
• Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
• When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
• Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.