Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Rules to live by...

I feel it necessary to add some very important rules. These insights are gleaned from reading news from around the world.

Rule #1. Do NOT for any reason get on a ferry outside of the US. Especially in or near Africa. They sink all of the time. Most recently one in Indonesia went down. over 500 passengers and 177 have been rescued so far. Seriously, this is a weekly occurence off the coasts of Africa. Trust us, Don't Do It. You'd be better off swimming.

Rule #2. Do NOT for any reason get on a bus in Mexico or Central/South America. The reason for this also form the daily and weekly news about how they are always falling off cliffs. Down the cliff with few survivors. I don't really recommend any other form of transportation in these areas, i.e. scooters, just walk. or rent a tank or some sort of all terrain armored vehicle.

There will be more rules to come as we analyze trends in worlds happening.

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