The Cube Shield

http://www.cubiclenet.com/cubeshield.htm

a cube by any other name

20 Not smart enough for an office but we don't want you to look at anyone!
19 Human Litterbox (hang a toilet paper holder by the door)...
18 Cube farm
17 Mush-room
16 Door-less Padded cell
15 An Office? Not 'Exactly'
14 Soul-Sucking Pod o' Death
13 Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat
12 Slack-In-The-Box
11 Headquarters, Jodie Foster Fan Club
10 Peon Palazzo
09 Yuppie Terrarium
08 The SnackFooda Triangle
07 Liberal Arts Majors Entry Point
06 Luxury Manhattan Apartment
05 Picasso's Folly
04 International Porn (or any other topic) Downloading Headquarters
03 Fortress of Servitude
02 Casa de Livin' La Vida Veal
01 Wraparound Turbo Demoralizer 2000

hmmmmm

Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

• Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
• Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
• Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.
• That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
• Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
• My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
• Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
• Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
• 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
• Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
• When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
• Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

Fun T-Shirt for those Departmental Get-Aways

No really, Get Away!

Gasparilla is coming up. Pirates beware!

Friday Boogie Break

"Call on Me" Eric Prydz, the real video was too much, this is funnier.


Kylie, enough said


WTF, I thought Brit was off the drugs.

You gotta love the Betty

Ha ha ha ha

They called Ugly Betty "Rhoda"

Biggest News Article of 2006, well of all time really

Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce
December 18, 2006 Issue 42•51

Celebrities and personal drama took center stage before a gossip-hungry public this year, and perhaps none received more press than superstar rapper Kevin Federline. So when his wife of two years abruptly filed for divorce, the country took notice.

K-FINISHEDFederline, whose immense success allowed him to buy expensive jewelry for his ex-wife.
According to Federline's publicist, Marilyn Chang, the spouse, a 24-year-old entertainer who worked as a singer and foreground dancer at Federline performances before wedding him in 2004, presented Federline with divorce papers on Nov. 7 citing irreconcilable differences.
"K-Fed gave it his best, but in the end it just wasn't meant to be," said Chang of the reportedly tumultuous relationship between Federline and his partner, whose vocal talents have been featured on several pop and dance albums. "The good news is that this separation might afford Kevin the opportunity to finally move on and grow as an artist. This marriage was really slowing him down, and I think many will agree with me when I say we want the old Kevin back."
Federline is seeking sole custody of his two sons, claiming his estranged wife, a struggling actress who has appeared in soft-drink commercials, is unfit to care for 1-year-old Sean Preston and 3-month-old Jayden James.
"Kevin is a family man," Chang said. "He will do whatever is necessary to protect his kids, and he will not be undermined by this irresponsible hanger-on, who was only in the marriage to springboard her own career."
Federline has two children from a previous relationship with Shar Jackson, costar of the mid-90s UPN sitcom Moesha and a featured player in the 1997 Nickelodeon feature Good Burger.
© Copyright 2006, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

Bye Tito

WTF...

Seriously, this is an email that came to our department.

"Hello all! I had my mom cook something for us (but I can cook it too- believe it or not!)… It is a spinach + feta cheese pastry, can be eaten cold or warm, morning or afternoon and it is called ‘BOREK’ in Turkish. Please come by my office, outside the printer room and taste one! You will not regret it :)."

Why do we let them in?

Friday Boogie Break - Disco Style

Problem at work

Click the Picture

I have the same issue with the ratsass.v.1.0

How's that diet going?

That's Hot

I wonder what she would have done if...

She had gotten this...

instead of this?

Rules to live by...

I feel it necessary to add some very important rules. These insights are gleaned from reading news from around the world.

Rule #1. Do NOT for any reason get on a ferry outside of the US. Especially in or near Africa. They sink all of the time. Most recently one in Indonesia went down. over 500 passengers and 177 have been rescued so far. Seriously, this is a weekly occurence off the coasts of Africa. Trust us, Don't Do It. You'd be better off swimming.

Rule #2. Do NOT for any reason get on a bus in Mexico or Central/South America. The reason for this also form the daily and weekly news about how they are always falling off cliffs. Down the cliff with few survivors. I don't really recommend any other form of transportation in these areas, i.e. scooters, just walk. or rent a tank or some sort of all terrain armored vehicle.

There will be more rules to come as we analyze trends in worlds happening.